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Old 06-09-2010, 20:16   #1 (permalink)
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I just HAD to share this with you !!!!

I have a mate who has a P38 Range Rover (Like I used to have) he has asked me at least 1000 times why his heater is not getting hot & I have told him at least 1000 times...

its coz yer "Flap" (into the cabin where the heat blows in) is stuck shut......I mean you only need a screwdriver to flip it open !!!!!!...

he just asked me AGAIN (on another forum) so heres what I answered him with.......

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Awww yer should have said before about the flap ... I know now what it is ............

its the Fluffle Valve where it connects to the Prompter rod just by the purbulator the wassamolie interpretator was become dislodged causing it to vibrate against the Clacktor interpolator valve.......this causes reverse osmosis during cavitation of the H2o whilst passing into the Zigamorphic channel

if you put 2 3/8ths of a turn on to the Snufle pull out lever it'll work fine but ...

You'll have to do it whilst standing on 1 leg & holding 2 strands of yer pubic hair while humming "Scotland the Brave"... but that will only work on the third tuesday of the month & at sunrise with 3 turtle doves flying over yer head .....if yer try it at any other time you'll have to be wearing a Pink Ballet dress & tiara, smoke a Indiain peace pipe & do a Twirl on yer "tippy Toes" with yer hands above yer head after every movement of said Snuffle Pull out lever ....

THERE NOW ...............SORTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He just answered me with ...................F*CK OFF!!!

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Old 06-09-2010, 20:19   #2 (permalink)
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Sarcastic GIT!!!....
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Need to see your old flap tbh keith x
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Old 06-09-2010, 21:08   #5 (permalink)
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