[Ageratum]

Bruce Willis steps out of a lift wearing a dirty vest !

The plumber floats by on your kitchen table.

You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.

You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your MasterCard.

Make yer own up coz mine are crap !!! Could be funny this !!! :wink:

 

[hoogie]

Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

 

[Ageratum]

Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

But dont use google !!! lol !! They are shit !!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol:

 

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You have to hitch hike to the bank to make your car payment.

A black cat crosses you path and drops dead.

Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.

Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.

Whats Google :wink:

 

[hoogie]

pmsl

 

[Ageratum]

You have to hitch hike to the bank to make your car payment.

A black cat crosses you path and drops dead.

Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.

Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.

Whats Google :wink:

Exactly

 

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Ok here is one.

If you think life is bad... Imagine being a Chicken egg.. U only get laid once, u only get smashed once and the only bird who sits on your face is your mum!!

 

[Ageratum]

Ok here is one.

If you think life is bad... Imagine being a Chicken egg.. U only get laid once, u only get smashed once and the only bird who sits on your face is your mum!!

=D> =D> =D> More !!! :lol:

 

[hoogie]

Quality Flash

 

[brettytopbanana]

your a siamese twin and your brother decides he is gay

 

[ccars008]

You stop at a garage.

You have a nice shit but wait theirs no toilet paper!

 

[Mickeyblu]

your a paranoid scisofrenic and the other half of you is suicidal

 

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your a paranoid scisofrenic and the other half of you is suicidal