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I pissed in ones pants the other night as my mate sung this to Dont Blame it on the Boogie.

When I questioned him he did beleive these we were the real words

What a Biff

She's my sunshine
She's my moonshine
She's my hot (hot)
Mahatma Ghandi
 

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my friend allways sings these words to madonna's erotic.....

"bill oddie, bill oddie, put ur hands all over my body"

cracks me up....
 

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My grandma is good at that, my brothers GF is chinese and a couple of years ago we were all having dinner together and I said to Paul (my bro) "does she know kung fu?"
Grandma then chirps in with "oooh I dont like that", we looked at her and said "why whats wrong with it?", "oh" she says "I dont like the way it tastes, too spicey"

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in tears at the 2 above

Bill Oddie

pmsl

thing is though -

I must admit I appear to have misheard Natasha Bedingfield's lyrics quite substantially.

Apparently she's saying things like -

"Read some Byron, Shelly and Keats
Recited in over a Hip-Hop beat" and

"Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you"

whereas everly time I listen I seem to hear-
"MUUUUH! I'M A FUCKING IMBECILE! BWUUUUUUUH!!
I'M TRULY, TRULY SHITE! DUUUUUUUUUUUHHH!!!!"

Must be my ears I guess. I am getting on a bit. :up:
 

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The Chinese (again) in the next village over is called the Golden Horse, we call it the Golden Clatterers...
Imagine the look on my face when my Grandma (again) asked us if we were going to be "eating the Golden Clitoris for tea".
 

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When i was little...

I used to sing "Take a piece of MEAT with you"

...lol..instead of take a piece of me with you...Paul Young wasnt it?

D'oh
 

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when I was with Lee's dad, we took my sister who was then about 12 to toys r us.......at that time Diablos (The things u make jump on a piece of string) were all the rage......

So at the top of her voice she comes out with.....ooooooooooo I want one of those Dildo things, they look like fun!!!!!!!

sharp exit, and two very red faces!!!!!! needless to say she didnt get it
 

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my 5 year old cousin called my mum a turtle-head once...........

that made me giggle...
 

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At college there used to be a dog ugly girl called Liz Miller who on drunken nights in the bar would get serenaded with a novel take on "Bohemian Rhapsody"-

LIZ MILLER- NO!

We will not have a go

HAVE A GO!

We will not have a go

Funny? Yes. But not as funny as when she tried to top herself

The Spanner
 

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see this?



This is the window that the political correctness of this forum just left by

And those men looking through it are craigs boyfriends.
 

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Indeed, hehe.

Gotta admire my choice of Window tho :up:
 

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My dad grounded my brother for wearing a FCUK top a couple of years ago because he thought it said something else on the front :roll:
 

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lol....

my mate in her youth used to have a boyzone t-shirt.......

just happend that the words BOYZONE were written in the vicinity of her boobies......

she was banned from wearing it cos her mum n dad got the wrong idea...........lol

they thought she was implying that her boobies were a boy-zone?!!??!??

get it, BOY + ZONE..........boyzone :up:
 

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theres the peter kay, one where he does abba
dancing queen, eatin chinneys with mr bean
dancing queen, feel the meat on the tambourine
you can dance, in your under pants

Couldnt move for days after that
 
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