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Loadsamoney! So shut it!!!
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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars,but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at
theSpecial Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice
ascold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

if people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it
ahostage situation

How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
agood idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
Up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binocularsto look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see
You naked anyway.

why hate Eggs?

Loadsamoney! So shut it!!!
4,103 Posts
Discussion Starter · #3 ·
lol i am bored today!

Loadsamoney! So shut it!!!
4,103 Posts
Discussion Starter · #6 ·
emails! i have a joke folder with over 2000 of things like that!

feeling rough dont want to work so sitting here going through my old emails and discovering whats inmy free goodie bag i got on the way in!
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