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Big Slicks agony uncle
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When kids have a story to tell you better listen

Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground
and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy
and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so
exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and
started to tell his mother.

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into
the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving
Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.
Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane......"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said," Johnny, this is such an
nteresting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime.
I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story about the car going into the woods,
the undressing, Aunt Jane laying down on the back seat.
Then he said," Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing
that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."


Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
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