[KISS-MY-ZRSE]

firstly was stripping the streetwise.....skint all my knuckles apart from my pinky.....
broke my good snap on tools(thank god tehre under warranty)

then i went to an airfield for a test nigth manage to clip a set of tyres and feck my bumper....then broke a shaft and snapped an engine mount..... also fecked my new toyo r888s.

whats every1s day been like?

 

[Mikchi]

Crap. Got a phone call from my boss at 6.15pm asking where I was..

"Eh?" "You were to be in work at 6.00pm" "Sh!t"

Raced to the chippy, took mum to grans, went home washed my hair (was greasy ) didn't have time to straighten it... So I'm sitting here curly as fook! And hungry.

 

[x-power-kieran]

bad times

 

[davidkp]

yesterday i had a near death experience - 'car crash' in a friends car then i went home and almost crashed my bike! then i joined two girls i met recently who wanted to go camping for some reason and invited themselves to a friends far, we ended up getting wasted on the haybells (on a wednesday night with college next morning! ) then i get a text from tony telling me about the mk2 zed for sale, and i call him back... after about 8 shots of vodka i go out walkin in one of the fields and walk towards the horses with her... not noticing the f*cking electric fence right infront of me which gave me quite a shock - literally. we start stroking this old horse and before i know it im making out with shelly, leaning on the horse (bare in mind we are both rat arsed by now) of course it was only a matter of time before the horse moved and we crashed to the floor, (i wont write what happened next cos this is a family forum! ) any way we wake up at like half 5 - with an aweful hang over. went to college and arrived there about 2 hours early. then i went into maths and literally fell asleep during the lesson, which got me kicked out... o dear what a day, i have been downing bottles of tescos kick to keep me awake but theyre no good any more, i need sleep! so im off to bed chaps - sorry for boring you with my life story. much love

 

[ThumpJunkie]

yesterday i had a near death experience - 'car crash' in a friends car then i went home and almost crashed my bike! then i joined two girls i met recently who wanted to go camping for some reason and invited themselves to a friends far, we ended up getting wasted on the haybells (on a wednesday night with college next morning! ) then i get a text from tony telling me about the mk2 zed for sale, and i call him back... after about 8 shots of vodka i go out walkin in one of the fields and walk towards the horses with her... not noticing the f*cking electric fence right infront of me which gave me quite a shock - literally. we start stroking this old horse and before i know it im making out with shelly, leaning on the horse (bare in mind we are both rat arsed by now) of course it was only a matter of time before the horse moved and we crashed to the floor, (i wont write what happened next cos this is a family forum! ) any way we wake up at like half 5 - with an aweful hang over. went to college and arrived there about 2 hours early. then i went into maths and literally fell asleep during the lesson, which got me kicked out... o dear what a day, i have been downing bottles of tescos kick to keep me awake but theyre no good any more, i need sleep! so im off to bed chaps - sorry for boring you with my life story. much love

Translated:

I had sex with a Mexican called Pedro.

Not really the worst day ever TBH, nobody died. People really do moan about nothing and blow it all out of proportion.

 

[Mikchi]

Davey got his hole!

 

[Patton]

yesterday i had a near death experience - 'car crash' in a friends car then i went home and almost crashed my bike! then i joined two girls i met recently who wanted to go camping for some reason and invited themselves to a friends far, we ended up getting wasted on the haybells (on a wednesday night with college next morning! ) then i get a text from tony telling me about the mk2 zed for sale, and i call him back... after about 8 shots of vodka i go out walkin in one of the fields and walk towards the horses with her... not noticing the f*cking electric fence right infront of me which gave me quite a shock - literally. we start stroking this old horse and before i know it im making out with shelly, leaning on the horse (bare in mind we are both rat arsed by now) of course it was only a matter of time before the horse moved and we crashed to the floor, (i wont write what happened next cos this is a family forum! ) any way we wake up at like half 5 - with an aweful hang over. went to college and arrived there about 2 hours early. then i went into maths and literally fell asleep during the lesson, which got me kicked out... o dear what a day, i have been downing bottles of tescos kick to keep me awake but theyre no good any more, i need sleep! so im off to bed chaps - sorry for boring you with my life story. much love

****ing pmsl!!!

mate - thats not a bad day, it's a day to be remembered and to laugh like **** at!!!

haha love it!!!! :happy::bow:

 

[jase]

Translated:



Not really the worst day ever TBH, nobody died. People really do moan about nothing and blow it all out of proportion.

'I had sex with a Mexican called Pedro' lol

TJ is a legend

 

[lxFearxl]

Translated: I had sex with a horse called Pedro

:ninja:

 

[Roverman]

On the bright side, what interesting streetwise bits have you got you don't want ?

 

[ThumpJunkie]

interesting streetwise bits

I'm sorry, but that phrase makes no sense.




















Says the guy with SW alloys :ninja:

 

[davidkp]

my sexy friend pedro:

:shutup2:

 

[Monkey]

lol......stop it you guys are killing me........:gatherin:

 

[KISS-MY-ZRSE]

not mucgh mate got a sideskirt thats about it....bootlid....

 

[ZR_Dave]

Day ok no real drama here, oh yeah nearly forgot me and the missus split up after 3 years apart from that not bad.

 

[Saz23]

my day was pretty good yesterday, which us unusual as every day for me goes wrong haha