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Discussion Starter · #1 · (Edited)
just reading back through some old threads and came across this one pmsl!!!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: in bloody tears here!




gutted!

bought the missus a necklace for christmas :angel: ! tuesday BROKEN! :x:

she bought me an LCD tv :up: ! thursday BROKEN! :x:

wanted to post pics of my new tail lights with digital camera :wohow: ! friday CAMERA BROKEN! :x:

WHY OH WHY JDOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO GO AT ONCE?

AND NOW MY LOVELY ZED GOTTA GO INTO THE GARAGE ON FRIDAY (WHICH JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE MY B'DAY) BECAUSE THERE IS A FUNNY NOISE FROM THE PASSENGER WHEEL WHEN I CORNER HARD!!!



:x: :x: :x: AAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH :x: :x: :x: :x:
 

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Im sorry mate. That bad luck coming in threes is true aint it!

ME

1 - ZR pumpin power steering fluid on floor

2 - Missus tellin me its over on valentines day

3 - Clutch starts to stick
 

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me recently:

1. ZR Speedo Stops

2. Bottomed out the freshly fitted cossie bumper on my fiesta (plenty of damage)

3. Ordered a plain tender crisp at burger king and the buggers gave me one with all the rabbit food on!
 

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IS IT JUST ME OR HAVE THE STAFF AT MAC DAKS NOT GRASPED THE IDEA OF GRAVITY?

WHY ARE MY BLOOD FRIES UPSIDE DOWN AND MY BURGER ON ITS SIDE EVERY BLOODY TIME?

FRIES EVERYWHERE. MAYONAISSE REALLY BLOODY EVERYWHERE!!!! :x: :x: :x:
 

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big blue one said:
ID END IT ALL BUT MY KNIFE IS PROBABLY BROKEN................PROBABLY! ;)

ROFLMAO

Shame luck dont come in threes e !!!!!!!!


1 - Win the Lottery

2 - MG decide to pick a random rally driver next season and pick me

3 - I get invited to co-star on F&F 3



I FAPPIN WISH

;)
 

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OK. NEW CATEGORY ON THIS FORUM STARTS HERE AND NOW........TONIGHT.

ITS CALLED

WHY THE F***K OH WHHHHHHYYYY!

WHAT DO YA THINK? EVERYONE IN? IF ENUFF PEOPLE ADD THE THINGS THAT PEES THEM OFF THEY WILL HAVE TO ADD IT! YOU LISTENIN GUYS? THATS YOU JIB, VIC AND THE LIKES!!!!!
 

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Sunday Feckin drivers !!!

Floodlight warriots

FECKIN CHAVS

BMW drivers who think their peni's bigger then mine cause they drive a BMW

Derby County

Arrogant Feckers

Everyone who gets paid more then me :p

Burberry (see chavs)
 

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TAX: ANY SORT

BORED POLICEMEN: TRAFFIC COPS IN PARTICULAR (35 IN A 30, YOUR HAVIN A LAFF PIGGY....I MEAN PORK.......I MEAN SIR....OFFICER)

BILLS: COUNCIL TAX MY FAVOURITE!

WORK: STUPID BLOODY CUSTOMERS

COMPUTERS: THIS ONE IM USIN!

"WHEN THE DOG BITES"

"WHEN THE BEE STINGS"

"WHEN IM FEELING SAD"

"I SIMPLY REMEMBER MY FAVOURITE THINGS"....AND SO ON
 
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