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The Queen was being taken on a tour around a hospital and at one point she tried to enter a room but the doctors with her tried to usher her in a different direction. She stood her ground though and the doctors had to give way and let her see what was in the room.

Once in the room, she saw a guy laid on the bed masturbating.

She immediately confronted the doctors saying it was disgusting and why were they allowing it to happen.

The doctors explained that the guy had an extremely rare condition which caused his testicles to produce far more semen than his body could cope with and that if he didn't masturbate at least five times a day, his testicles would explode.

The Queen understood so they moved along.

She tried to enter the next room but again the doctors tried to stop her. She gave them a hard stare so they backed off.

In this room she caught a nurse giving a patient a blow job.

"Whats the meaning of this then?" she exclaimed.

The doctors replied that this man had the same condition as the guy in the last room, but this one was in BUPA.
 

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Big Slicks agony uncle
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kabash said:
quality matey...u always have a joke up ur sleve
They aren't always very good though. :D

Ewan.
 

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kabash said:
quality matey...u always have a joke up ur sleve
They aren't always very good though. :D

Ewan.
 
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