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I'm comin hoommmeee again
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http://www.stumpedia.com/instantanswers.html

This thing is the most amazing thing ever. Ask a question and get a real human to answer it.

It's more fun to ask stupid ones though lol

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You asked:
what colour was baby Jesus?
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The other user says:
black like charcoal
You say:
how do you know?
He/she says:
i was there
He/she says:
i delivered him
You say:
i think you're a big fat liar
He/she says:
pfft
You say:
for I am Jesus and I distinctly remember being Purple.
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:O
He/she says:
oh ****
He/she says:
rumbled
You say:
hang on, no, that was Barney


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Pumped yer Maw!
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:rofl: Love it!
 

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Their question:
What's the easiest way to get a women into bed?
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You say:
Buy her cookies
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Okay?

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They ask that stuff for serious answers? wow omg.. lol
 

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You asked:
What is theMGZR.co.uk?
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The other user says:
a website
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For what?
He/she says:
cars
You say:
oooo
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for wankers who wank over tuning up ****ty cars, to get that extra 1mph
You say:
ahh
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Seriously, if you're interested in that ****, kill yourself, you boring chavvy wanker.

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LOL ?
 

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lol I wanted to ask a 'maybe' serious question to see a normal reply... omg... noobs..


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You asked:
Best way to remove DriveShaft Nut (Breaker bar wont work)
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You say:
hi
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jut wiggle it around a little bit
You say:
A breaker bar wont loosen it, wiggling it wont help lol =/
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did you lunricate?
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WD40
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hmmmm
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interesting
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Aye
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sorry :(

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hmmm...


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You asked:
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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The other user says:
however many it wante
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yeah but how much
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in kg's please
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well if it was a big woodchuck, then I would say maybe 5 kg's?
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would it make a difference depeding on the type of wood it was?
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maybe
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it would seem that Elm would be destroyed quicker than lets say....uh...brch
You say:
who said anything about destroying wood? we're just chucking it!
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ahhh your right
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you're not very good at this are you.
He/she says:
no, Im not
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I'm really sorry
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please forgive me?
You say:
can you put me through to your manager please
You say:
i'd like to make a formal complaint
He/she says:
nooo
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please
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I did nothing wrong
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please
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you DID do something wrong. you started talking about destroying wood. Think of all the poor little critters that could live in the wood... you'd be ruining their habitats. As a fully pledged member of the THUAWD (Tree Huggers United Against Wood Destroyers) Club i take great offence and
would like to make a formal complaint you your superior.
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to your superior*
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fine
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his website is www.imagefap.com
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his name is Lolita
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search for him
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hmm
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i cant seem to find him on there
You say:
its just full of images of your mother
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Knowledge is free.

We are Anonymous.

We are Legion.

We do not forgive.

We do not forget.

We will be heard

Expect us.

You say:
thats nice.
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im going to leave now.
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thankyou for your help
He/she says:
np
You say:
this suit is black(NOT)
 

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You asked:
is a mg zr a good car?
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The other user says:
Are you a hairdresser/a woman/gay?
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no
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then it's a good car that you could probably never look cool in with the roof down
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similar to the mazda mx5 in that respect
You say:
zr is not a convertible
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its a hatchback
He/she says:
im pretty sure it is a convertible
You say:
i think your wrong
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Ah I'm getting confused with the little MG convrtible. ZR is the one that looks similar to the Rover 25 isn't it?
You say:
indeed
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Then yep, good car, very nippy away from lights etc and quite reliable.
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Can't comment much on the depreciation etc but purely as a piece of machinery it's very good

"quite reliable" and "purely as a piece of machinery it's very good" i love my 25 and zr's but this guy doesn't no his rovers and mg's lol
 

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You asked:
how do i get fit girls in bed?
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The other user says:
Cookies and Milk always wins
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Go get em tiger
You say:
I have too waiting in bed jus want to get them excited lol
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Chocolate sauce ^^
You say:
what type do you think they will prefer
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Choc Chip
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any brand of milk too
He/she says:
Hmm. Cravendale - Only the best
You say:
damn im going to wall mart then?
He/she says:
Ah, American! I Dont know your brand of milk :(
You say:
lol we have cravendale, I love the british advert lol
He/she says:
:D The stick figures? lol, Give them cravendale then!
You say:
LMAO its good another bit of help please if you dont mind?
He/she says:
lol sure xD
You say:
How do i get a man out of MY bed
You say:
???
He/she says:
ohh, that depends, How did he get there!
You say:
He climbed thru my window and the **** head is fudge packing my bitches
You say:
brb
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Hmm.. tbh i'd tell him Elton John is outside hanging the washing in his nighty. That'l have him running out
You say:
im back
He/she says:
wb
You say:
jus killed the ****er american psycho style
You say:
chopped his balles off
You say:
balls*
He/she says:
Ahh, always works
You say:
indeed now he is screaming for elton john
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:eek:
You say:
L
earxL
He/she says:
Glad I could help!

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You asked:
how do i get fit girls in bed?
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The other user says:
Cookies and Milk always wins
He/she says:
Go get em tiger
You say:
I have too waiting in bed jus want to get them excited lol
He/she says:
Chocolate sauce ^^
You say:
what type do you think they will prefer
He/she says:
Choc Chip
You say:
any brand of milk too
He/she says:
Hmm. Cravendale - Only the best
You say:
damn im going to wall mart then?
He/she says:
Ah, American! I Dont know your brand of milk :(
You say:
lol we have cravendale, I love the british advert lol
He/she says:
:D The stick figures? lol, Give them cravendale then!
You say:
LMAO its good another bit of help please if you dont mind?
He/she says:
lol sure xD
You say:
How do i get a man out of MY bed
You say:
???
He/she says:
ohh, that depends, How did he get there!
You say:
He climbed thru my window and the **** head is fudge packing my bitches
You say:
brb
He/she says:
Hmm.. tbh i'd tell him Elton John is outside hanging the washing in his nighty. That'l have him running out
You say:
im back
He/she says:
wb
You say:
jus killed the ****er american psycho style
You say:
chopped his balles off
You say:
balls*
He/she says:
Ahh, always works
You say:
indeed now he is screaming for elton john
He/she says:
:eek:
You say:
L
earxL
He/she says:
Glad I could help!

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LOL THAT WAS ME :D
 

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****** NIGGR NIIgger ****** ****** ****** ******
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im white!
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oh my bad

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