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They seem to be bunny boilers these women that are older than yerself !! How do yer get rid ??? Nothing worse than being chased by a desperate woman !! :evil: :evil: :evil:
 

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And i wonder who this is aimed at....?

Hmm.....you bitch!.....nowt wrong with doin a bit of 'experience'


lol!
 

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they would have to be minted lol....or have the wotnots tightened...again...and again...
 

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GIL5294 said:
And i wonder who this is aimed at....?

Hmm.....you bitch!.....nowt wrong with doin a bit of 'experience'


lol!
Not you honestly !! Just last night some lady of bout 43 chased me all night flirting etc... Its just hard to get rid of some women when they dont take the hint !! It was really funny looking back !! Just wonderin what most guys would do in this situation !
 

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....hmm Keith...you about 50 arent you....

So your limit is around 78 heh heh...nowt like a few cobwebs eh mate!

Hey....the KING of 'century sex'!!!
 

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Mine is only 34 1/2.
Mind you the stella test is great

Take her dress size and multiply it by three.
Minus her age.
Minus three.

That is how many pints you would need to sleep with her. BTW negative numbers usually mean that it is illegal
 

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GIL5294 said:
....hmm Keith...you about 50 arent you....

So your limit is around 78 heh heh...nowt like a few cobwebs eh mate!

Hey....the KING of 'century sex'!!!
HeHeHe !! :lol: :lol:

Got a picture of Keith sniffing around the old folks homes in Blackpool in my head !! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
 

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a few home truths about older women!!!


"As I grow in age, I value older women
most of all. Here are just a few reasons why."

An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the
night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care
what you think.

An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured
in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from
whom. Few women past the age of 50 give a damn what you
might think about her.

An older single woman usually has had her fill
of "meaningful relationships and "commitment." The last
thing she needs in her life is another dopey, clingy,
whiny, dependent lover!

Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming
match with you at the opera, or in the middle of an
expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it,
they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can
get away with it.

An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you
to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will
often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't
trust the guy with other women. Older women couldn't
care less.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
confess your sins to an older woman. They always know.

An older woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, an older woman is
far sexier than her younger counterpart. Her libido's
stronger, her fear of pregnancy gone.

Her experience of lovemaking is honed and reciprocal and
she's lived long enough to know how to please a man in
ways her daughter could never dream of. (Young men, you
have something to look forward to.)

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you
right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one.

Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning,
smart, well-coifed babe of 70 there is a bald, paunchy
relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some
22 year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize for all of us.

That men are genetically inferior is no secret. Count
your blessings that we die off at a far younger age,
leaving you the best part of your lives to appreciate
the exquisite woman you've become, without the
distraction of some demanding old man clinging and
whining his way into your serenity."
 

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Older women are tops,i had a 43 yr old when i was 26 and even to date it was the fookin screw i ever had older women are far better than younger women,young uns still wondering how to do it,whilst older women know how to do it and more,they even show you how to do things you couldnt have imagined.
:-^ :-^ :-^ :-^ :-^ :-^ :-^ :-^ :-^ :-^
 

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spanner385 said:
take your age
devide by two and add your answer to your age.
Add three and hay presto your upper age limit!
my answer is 31 and a half, i remember about a month ago i almost had two 33 year old twins.... but i got to drunk n ended up falling asleep #-o #-o #-o #-o [-( :aww: :[email protected]
 
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