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Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies, you dickhead."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpy had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men,
said "F*ck him, He's only an egg."

Georgy Porgy puddin' and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money!!!!!
 

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Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
"Pies, you dickhead."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpy had a great fall.
All the king's horses and all the king's men,
said "F*ck him, He's only an egg."

Georgy Porgy puddin' and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, 'cause he was gay.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to get her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money!!!!!
 

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ooooh you bad thing!!!!! ;)
 
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