"moves faster than your mom"
"nova's for breakfast"
"kiss my zr'se" (saw that one on the forum, quite like it)
"take a pic, it'll be gone in a second!"
"if you can read this, ive lost my caravan" (not an original)
"big blue one"
see, not a very productive couple of weeks, (yes its took me that long to come up with those)