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Sick puppy!
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My girlfriend has been going on and on for months about how super impressed she is with her super smart, handsome, rich, ivy league educated married boss. Whatever. It did not matter until she told me they fucked in Las Vegas last month during a business trip. Her digital camera also had 30 or so shots of them naked in the hotel room in various sex acts appearing very drunk and happy. I found the disc last week and she admitted what happened. I told her the relationship is over and kicked her ass out. I own the house which we have lived in for a bit over a year. I told her to pick up her shit today. Over the weekend I fowarded the pics to her boss, his wife(after I told her what happened over the phone), and her boss's boss. Well...Everyone who got the pics ain't too happy. My now ex girlfriend's boss called me on Sunday and told me I ruined his marriage, job, and life and he said he was going to sue me after he beat the shit out of me and gouged out my eyes. Then he started to cry over the phone. I laughed and told him he can come over my house any time he likes. I had a cop friend of mine call him back and scare the shit out of him regarding the threating phone calls. He left 3 threatening messages on my machine before I picked up. My ex took the day off from work today to pick up her shit. Well...she loves clothes and shoes. Lots of good names too like Chanel, Guccci, Versace, etc.. All her good stuff I took to an uppper class consignment store so I can make a little cash and every other piece of her clothing from underwear to gym clothes were burned in a beautiful bonfire fueled with gasoline last night. I gave her back all her other stuff but not ONE stich of clothing. For numbers....60 or so pairs of shoes and the designer duds....40 or so dresses/suits. When she asked for her clothes this morning I pointed to the remains of my bonfire. I thought she had a heart attack. I told her. To get the fuck off my property and never speak to me again. I also told her if she or her boss decide to seek revenge on me her digital pics from Vegas as well as the 10 or so homemade porn films we personally made together could accidentally end up at her parents house or get splahed all over the internet. She left numb. I feel much better now than I did last Friday. My friends by the way always told me they thought she was a condesending bitch. They were right. I guess I just was use to the great sex. Now time to move on. I already have a date for Fri. with a hottie from my gym. She looks like Daisy Fuentes but with bigger tits. I will still watch my back for a while but if they try anything. I will be ready. Thanks for letting me rant. It has been a shitty 5 days.
 

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Sick puppy!
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GIL5294 said:
You will ave to edit tht title...!!!

lol...at story, wheres it from?
same place as that zombie porn i showed u
 

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Sick puppy!
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i think he got the wrong thread or ii missed summin'
 

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This is old but so funny, actual copy from an e-bay auction back in may, the latest bid i saw was £245

"Description (revised) Seller assumes all responsibility for listing this item.
(EX) WIFE'S KNICKERS

Ok people, I wont bore you with all the details but the SL*G is away on holiday (with my money) so I intend to flog all of her more personal stuff here on Ebay. Starting with the sl*gs underware. once the auction's finished, this link will be getting emailed to her. And also on to the whole staff list of the large telecoms company at where she works.

I have took the liberty to attach the sl*gs photograph, Click here - www.lyingslag.co.uk so if you happen to be out in the Manchester pubs & bars in the next few weeks, namingly Loaf, Revolution, The Sugar Lounge, then make sure you say hi to LISA STEPHENS.

Anyway, the winning bidder will receive a handfull of my ex wife's knickers and whatever else i decide to throw in.
NOTICE TO BIDDERS - MY CONTACT EMAIL IS - If you take the 'ask seller a question' route, then your emails will go straight to her email account as i cant change this. Actually go on ask her some questions.

SO HONEY, YOUR F"$£$%G FAMOUS NOW. I HOPE RICHARD WAS WORTH IT. I ALSO HOPE SOME CRAZED KNICKER COLLECTOR ENJOYS YOUR OWN PRIVATE COLLECTION. SILENCE OF THE LAMBS STYLE.
LATERS.
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On 11-May-04 at 14:04:14 BST, seller added the following information:

Wow thanks for your support everyone!

* Yes the underware up for auction meets ebays selling criteria.
IF YOU EMAIL ME AGAIN SAYING THAT IM THE LOOSER, THEN YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WILL BE DISPLAYED HERE - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE - IM SURE IM NOT ALONE FIGHTING FOR US BLOKES! "
 

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erm he probs bought all the stuff for her matey...
 
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