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fave joke from mister kay???

i like - So I said "Do you want a game of Darts?", he said "OK then", I said "Nearest to bull starts". He said "Baa", I said "Moo", he said "You're closest".

post em post em post em..... :up: :up: :up:
 

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Peter kay - ' Thats £3.26 please.'
Customer- 'Would yer like the 26?'
Peter Kay- 'Yes !!!!' 'Because then it would only be £3!!!' 'And thats not enough !!' 'Is it ?'

Quality !!! :up:
 

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Dyslexic man walks into a bra
 

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Well done to julie she lost a pound!

A pound whats that?! I've shit a pound! Cost me £3.50 to get here
 

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"Mate of mine got knocked down by a mobile library. He's lying in front at the wheels screaming his head off, and the woman gets out, looks down at him with a look of worry on her face and says "oh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" :mrgreen:
 

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Four fonts walk into a bar The barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"
 

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What black and white and eats like horse?

A ZEBRA, thank you, any advance on zebra.

Karejokey thats the future, Karejokey.

We'll all be doing it soon you'll see.
 

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garlic???




bread?????
 

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Covering the clock on the video!!

Classic!!
 

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radio on for t'burglars
 
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