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Lesson One
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I
also sit like you and do nothing?"

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and
rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit
and ate it.

Management Lesson - To be sitting and doing nothing,
you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson Two
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be
able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why do not you nibble on some of my droppings?"
replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it
actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest
branch of the tree. The next day, after eat ing some
more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally, after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly
perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly
spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Management Lesson - Bullshit might get you to the top,
but it will not keep you there.

Lesson Three
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was
so cold; the bird froze and fell to the ground into a
large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by
and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay
there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how
warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to
sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and
came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under
the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate
him.

Management Lesson -

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.
(3) And when you are in deep shit, it is best to keep
your mouth shut!

This ends your two-minute management course
 
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