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CheeseKitten
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Ok, I admit I rather enjoy documentaries and stuff.
UK History, Discovery, etc etc.
I like learning things, Im a big big nerd.

BUT! I am fed up of all the bloody insurance adverts.
Car credit, Personal Injury, Alien Abduction Insurance etc etc go away!!

Actually, I have a few suggestions for new slogans, perhaps to make it more entertaining and truthful....

for example:

If you have spent all your money modding your vauxhall cavalier and now need some money to buy your council house where your mum (who is also ur girlfriend and sister) is festering in the backroom...step forward.

If you stepped into an open lift shaft because you were too busy talking to ur ugly friend about last nights "Corrie" to notice the huge gaping hole in front of you...you too might be able to claim for personal injury!

Please talk to our slutty staff about buying a highly overpriced basic Pug 206 in red with black shiny bumpers!!!

If you have the following atributes:
1) Ugliness
2) Lack of acting ability
3) A horrible shirt
4) A fat wife
5) A sofa with some curtains behind it
6) The ability to look not quiet straight at the camera while blathering on about your conservatory...
Please call us!!

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CheeseKitten
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Discussion Starter · #3 ·
something like that, I wrote that in my head while sat in traffic :hiding:
 

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im with you on this one Jon

What about that guy in America who sued McDonalds for getting fat.

Un beleivable

Dont eat so many Big Macs in the first place you scale busting shitehawk, when you wobble down the street, go and get a sandwich instead you big jam steamer.
 

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Zcarecrow said:
dont you just want to shoot that ocean finance byatch. i swear it is on at least once for every program on sky.
AGGGGGGGGGGHHHH :wallb: :wallb: :wallb: :wallb: :wallb: :wallb:

NOW - I dont hit women, but her.............

Id smash her grid all over that office.
 

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CheeseKitten
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LMAO!! Subtle as a beached whale as always matey, very good :hiding:
 

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gary160 said:
Them adverts are anoying but not as bad as the crazy frog ringtone ads on the music channels.

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Don't get me started on that little wanker..........

That "sound" that he makes was off a lads website over 3 years ago, and contained a picture of a Ferrari F1 Racing Car. The noise started (im not even gonna do it) started and if you laughed you were declared clinically insane.

At the time I laughed till I pissed in my pants, I hear it now and I want to kill.

If I ever ever hear that ring tone, on ANYONES phone near me, I swear down Ill fúcking kill.

Thank You Please
 

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CheeseKitten
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RA DING DING DING DING....

<hides from hoogie>
 

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most annoying shite adverts off all time are.......

SAFESTYLE UK WINDOWS.........OMFG

how much dou you want to stick the panes of glass up their shouty arses??!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
 

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lombard direct------grrrrrrrrrr!!!

would you like a hassle free loan from just 6.7%?

no i want to watch the f**kin programme you interrupted you annoying blue tartin phone!!!!!!

grrrrr again!!!!
 

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towersl said:
lombard direct------grrrrrrrrrr!!!

would you like a hassle free loan from just 6.7%?

no i want to watch the f**kin programme you interrupted you annoying blue tartin phone!!!!!!

grrrrr again!!!!
A girl after my own heart!! ;) ;) ;)

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that wanker of the Army TA Advert

When he whispers -

<IN WHISPERY VOICE>

Join the TA - Explore the World

Yeah fucking right - Join the TA - dont get trained properly, get the wrong dodgy equipment - and get blown to bits as your thrust onto the front line.

Or sit in a Shed at the back of a School in Peterborough pretending you are in the Army
 

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"Calm down dear, its just a comercial!!" Anyone else want to throw heavy objects at the TV when that one comes on, or is it just me?!?!?!
 

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DFS adverts !!! Those lying bastards do me ead in !!!

Save £400 on this sofa now only £399 !!!

When have yer ever seen a sofa for £799 in DFS ???

Sale my arse !!!

Sale ends Sunday my arse !!!! :wallb: :wallb: :wallb:
 
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