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Little Johnny is sitting in the living room, when his dad comes in.

"Right Johnny, the next door neighbours have just had a new baby, but its a special baby - Its been born with no ears"

"We are going to visit, but I don't want you mentioning the disability, if you do, I will smack you!"

"Okay dad, I wont" he replied.

So in they go to the neighbours, and Johnny quickly makes a beeline for the new baby, who is lying in the cot.

"Oh look at that, he's got 2 big eyes, 2 arms, 2 legs, a nose and a mouth", then he looks up at the mother and says, "Can he see alright?"

"Yes" she replied

Then johnny said "Thats good, cos he'd be f*cked if he needed glasses!" :mrgreen:
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