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This man turns up for work ,walks through the door when he sees his mate John hanging from the ceiling.

"What the fuck are you doing up there John? come down here you fucking idiot before you hurt your self!"

"No its all a plan",says John,"When the boss walks in im going to tell him im a light bulb!and he,ll think im crazy and send me home with full pay for at least a month,just you wait and see".

"Dont be stupid that will never wash with the boss,come down !" says his mate.

Just then the boss walks into the room and sees John hanging from the celing,"John what the fuck are you doing haning from the celing? get down here right now!!"

"Cant " says John "Im a light bulb "

"Holy Shit ,youve gone stark raving mad ,get down here and you can have the rest of the month off with full pay to recover!" says the boss

John agrees to come down ,slips out the door and goes home with a smirk on his face.

Just then Johns friend picks up his coat and proceeds to the door after John.

"Where the fuck do you think youre going?" inquires the boss.

"Well i cant work in the dark!"
 

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kool kool...we need a funny thread
 

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what a brill night I ended up having!!!
cheers you lot.....you know who you are! :hiding:
 

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yeah tonight was wiked not laughed so much in a very long time...same time same place
 

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hmmm....good idea...think i'll try it!!!
 
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