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whats the best things about a blow job?
10 mins silence

what do you call the useless piece of skin round a pussy?
a woman.

why did the women cross the road?
Who cares wtf was she doing out the kitchen.

whats the difference beetween your job and your wife?
after 5 years your job still sucks.

why do women have tits?
so men will talk to her

why do women fake orgasims?
beacuse they think we care

why do women rub thiere eyes in the morning?
beacuse they have no balls the scratch

whay are women like carpets?
lay them properly the first time and you can walk over them for years

whats the difference beetween your pay cheque and your dick?
you dont have to beg a woman to blow your cheque

what are the small bumps round a womens nipples?
brail for suck here

whats the difference beetween a pussy and a cunt?
a pussys warm and wonderfull and a cunt is what owns it

how many men does it take to clean a toilet?
none its a womens job

whats the best way to give a woman an orgasim?
who gives a shite.

whats the best muscle in a woman?
a cock.

how do you stop a woman giving you a blowjob?
marry her

whats the worst thing about a 69?
the view

what makes a man a male chauvinist pig?
a woman who wont do as shes told

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Discussion Starter · #7 ·
behave doggy...ur the sik one im the mature one lol
 

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all i gotta do is read the location on ur profile ...pmsl
 
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