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> A fleeing war man, desperate for water, was
> plodding through the
> Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off
> in the distance.
>Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the
> object, only to find a
> little old man at a small stand selling
> ties.
>
> The war man asked, "Do you have water?"
>
>The old man replied, "I have no water.
> Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
>
> The war man shouted, "Idiot! I do not need
> an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find
> water first!
>
> " OK," said the old man,"it does not matter that you do not
want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for
about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the
ice cold water you need. Shalom."
>
> Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the
> hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.

> "Your f***ing brother won't let me in
> without a tie!"
 

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> A fleeing war man, desperate for water, was
> plodding through the
> Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off
> in the distance.
>Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the
> object, only to find a
> little old man at a small stand selling
> ties.
>
> The war man asked, "Do you have water?"
>
>The old man replied, "I have no water.
> Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."
>
> The war man shouted, "Idiot! I do not need
> an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find
> water first!
>
> " OK," said the old man,"it does not matter that you do not
want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for
about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the
ice cold water you need. Shalom."
>
> Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the
> hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead.

> "Your f***ing brother won't let me in
> without a tie!"
haha thats quite good
 

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Hahahahahahaha





I heard a good one on Saturday:

Woman's in the bath when the door goes, she asks "who is it?"
"It's the blind man."
Thinking that he won't see her, she jumps out of the bath, dripping wet and naked, and opens the door.
The man walks in and says, "right, which window is this blind going on?"
 

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LMAO CREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSED
 

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Hahahahahahaha





I heard a good one on Saturday:

Woman's in the bath when the door goes, she asks "who is it?"
"It's the blind man."
Thinking that he won't see her, she jumps out of the bath, dripping wet and naked, and opens the door.
The man walks in and says, "right, which window is this blind going on?"
:rofl:
 

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Hahahahahahaha





I heard a good one on Saturday:

Woman's in the bath when the door goes, she asks "who is it?"
"It's the blind man."
Thinking that he won't see her, she jumps out of the bath, dripping wet and naked, and opens the door.
The man walks in and says, "right, which window is this blind going on?"
My dad told me that when I was about 10, I thought it was the best joke in the world... EVER :D lol
 
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