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Whats grey, sits at the end of your bed and takes the piss ???

-Kidney dialysis machine



Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex ???

- Mace




How do you make 100 old ladies shout FCUK ???

- Shout bingo



BOOM BOOM
 

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ha ha ha!!!!

what do you say to a chav at work???


big mac please

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Sorry got to say this joke!

What do you call a chav in a box?

Init!

what do you call a chav in a box with a lock on??

SAFE!
 

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what do chavs use for protection during sex?



a bus shelter!!!
 

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Mmmmmmmmm

Limit thinking to himself............

SHIT ITS 1.30 IN THE MORNING! IV GOT TO GET UP AT 4! OH MY GOD IM SHAGGED!
 

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yup, random is funny, will confuse the hell out of everyone else though!!!
 
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