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SRS Xmas Pants On!
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The 7 dwarfs went to the vatican, and ushered in to see the Pope.
Dopey leads the pack...

"Son", says the pope, "What can I do for you?"

Dopey replies, "Excuse me, your excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Dopey turns and gives them a glare, silencing them and turns back to the Pope,

"Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"

This time, all the other dwarfs burst into laugher.

Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them the an angry glare.

"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, puonding the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks.

The Pope, now a bit confused, asks, "What are you all laughing it?"

The group start chanting "Dopey f*cked a penguin, Dopey f*cked a penguin!!"
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