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A man staying at a posh hotel in London removes a card offering sexual services from a phone box, Back at the hotel he rings the number.

A lady with a silky soft voice answers and asks if she can be of any assistance.

The man says "I'd like a blow job, a missionary shag, doggie style, some mild bondage, finishing off with a tit-wank, is that ok?"

The lady replies "It sounds interesting sir, but you might want to dial 9 for an outside line first".
 

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should have put it in my question of the week when it was embarrasing situations
 

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yep she did, dressed as Miriam Margolyes :D
 

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Here u Hoogs, bring back any memories?

 
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