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One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess
I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer
at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a
doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will
diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. And it only
costs $10.00.

Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine
sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the
sample and deposited the $10.00. The computer started making some noise and
various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small
slip of paper which read: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm
water, avoid heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks.......
That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how
it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this
computer could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together
some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his
wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He
went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and
deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed its
lights, and printed out the following analysis: Your tap water is too hard.
Get a water softener. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal
shampoo. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation
clinic. Your wife is pregnant ....... twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a
lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your elbow will never get

Rusty Hole......
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Fecking CLass! :lol:

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Discussion Starter · #9 ·
MR C said:
can somebody pass the ive just spilled me cup of tea all over my desk....................

top joke Gordy m8
You use a mop on your desk mr c?? That must be some size of cup!! :-s :wink: :lol:
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