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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
"I'd love to be eight again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, got up, made her a nice
big bowl of lucky Charms, and then took her off to the local theme park.

What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, every thing there was.
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband
ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate
shake.

Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog,
popcorn, a soda pop, and her favourite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted.
He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
Well, Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you dickhead!"

The moral of the story:
Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. ](*,)
 

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LMAO!!

my first serious gf was a 6....
 

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The fault clearly lies with the woman!

Not only did she fail to even mention the word dress in her initial statement, she then proceeded to accept every gift during the day without question!

Then, and only then does she enlighten the man, and in a rather rude and abrupt way!

Moral of the story : Men cant read minds, so stop pretending that we can and say what you mean :D
 

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GT said:
The fault clearly lies with the woman!

Not only did she fail to even mention the word dress in her initial statement, she then proceeded to accept every gift during the day without question!

Then, and only then does she enlighten the man, and in a rather rude and abrupt way!

Moral of the story : Men cant read minds, so stop pretending that we can and say what you mean :D
WELL SAID!!!!!! =D> =D> =D> =D>
 

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GT said:
The fault clearly lies with the woman!

Not only did she fail to even mention the word dress in her initial statement, she then proceeded to accept every gift during the day without question!

Then, and only then does she enlighten the man, and in a rather rude and abrupt way!

Moral of the story : Men cant read minds, so stop pretending that we can and say what you mean :D
ill second the minutes :D :wink: :-^
 

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Rusty Hole......
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think that motion as been carried! :lol:
 

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Flat Capper
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...but according to the next woman who answers this thread - I will be wrong in my analysis too :wink:
 

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SHUT UP YOU LOT!!!

STOP WHINGING AND START LAUGHING AT MY WONDERFUL JOKE! :lol:


:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
 

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Rusty Hole......
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yet again GT you are correct! man your a genius! :lol:
 

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i didnt say he was wrong............

i just told him to SHUT UP!! :wink:
 

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Rusty Hole......
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but if your telling him to shut up, then he must wrong! :lol: :eek:hwell:
 

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ME???? O:)
 
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