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Raul, Ronaldo and Beckham were all at Real Madrid's canteen. They were
eating lunch and Raul said; "Tapas again! If I get tapas one more time
for lunch I'm going to jump off the top of the stadium."

Ronaldo opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get
burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

Beckham opened his lunch and said, "Ham and Cheese again. If I get a
Ham and Cheese sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day Raul opened his lunch box, saw Tapas and jumped to his

Ronaldo opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too. Beckham opened
his lunch, saw the Ham and Cheese and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral Raul's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of Tapas I never would have given it to him

Ronaldo's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

Everyone turned and stared at the skinny arseless bint wearing
oversized sun glasses and trailer trash trucker baseball cap. "Hey,
don't look at me," said Posh, "David makes his own lunch."

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Ive got a minted t-shirt, its done in the style of the Sex Pistols Nevermind the Bollockls album cover, it says:

Bollcks To The Beckhams :D
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