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i aint one to go ranting about about caning someone in my car but tonight i had the local idiot follow me for about a mile. he pulled up behind me at the lights in his renault laguna, i thought corr blimey that must be fast its got big alloys :p so i pulled away and left him standing not on purpose as i didnt realise it was him.

then he tried to catch me up down a nat speed limit road. then it goes to 30 for about 3/4 of a mile where the dick just follwed about a metre behind me it then opens up into a full blown dual carriage way. so i stay in the right hnd lane in forth he pulls out to go by me. i slam my car into second and leave him for dead. its not clever i know but i have seen him driving around thinking he is chocolate and i had to teach him a lesson.
im quite pleased with myself in some kind of stupid way
 

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talking of this...
last night i was comming back from blackpool.. went to get a KFC and comming back on the prom got to this long strech of road where theres no speed cameras n this cock in a ford focas over takes me but so close he almost takes my side mirror off, so i go down into 3rd and over take him... then he puts his full beams on to try blind me, and then over takes me again, so i go down into 2nd and try to over take him. He stupidly tryes to run me off the road!! so i slow down and let him go infront then he SLAMS his breaks on, just managed to avoid plowing into the back of him and i think right pay back time, so i whack the fogs on and full beams to REALLY piss the dick off, then drop it to 2nd n over take him, he then follows me all the way near mine, but the turn off just befrm mine theres a speed camera so hes still behind me, going round 50 ish in a 30 and i wizz round the corner before the speed camera and he shoots through it and wham speeding ticket for that cock head HAHAHA!
 

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Nice one bretty :mrgreen: .... where abouts was that?

Think I might have seen you driving around by Tesco the other day by the way ..... guessing it was you coz there's not many black ZR's around here....
 
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Must be the time of the month or something for fuckwits.

Was taking the other half to work this morning. On the single track road up to the turn off for the dual carriageway, there are 6 cars ahead of me, no point in overtaking as I know we will be on the dual carriageway in a few minutes. Get these twats in an L reg escort sit on my ass and then overtake me to squeeze into the gap between me and the car in front. Whats the point I think as I know he wont get any further than in front of me. He makes a complete hash of overtaking and struggles to get alongside as a car comes from the opposite direction. Instead of dropping back behind me he then chops across the front of me so I have to slam the brakes on to stop him hitting me.

Comes to the dual carriage way, I indicate, pull out and start to overtake when with no indicators he begins to pull out. I am already alongside and he suddenly realises there is no where for him to go so he has to pull back in and slam the brakes on so he dosent run into the back of the car in front of him. 2 young lads in beanie hats!

I carry on and accellerate away up behind a golf, which pulls over to let me pass, I pull in front of the golf and just pull away from him and the escort which is still struggling to catch me.

Get off the dual carriageway at the next slip road and stop at the lights. Watch in the rear view mirror as the idiots come down the slip road too fast and broadside across the road onto the other side (luckily there was nothing coming) and then sit about 2 inches off my bumper through the 40 limit until turning off at an industrial estate.

WAAAAAAAAANKAAAAAAAAAAS!
 

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taking my car to the bodyshop to get the work done and at the lights a clio 182 is there evving its engine wanting a race i know he was cause hes tried it when i was in the zed so today i thought f**k it and just blitzed the git left the guy standing

320 BHP is nice
 
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