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We have this new woman @ work and she asked one of the lads what this "Chav" thing is people keep going on about...he described one as having

Trackie bottoms tucked into white sports sox

short hair

sweaty cap pointing northwards

walks like he thinx he's a got recording contract with Death Row Records

wears a lot of fake gold jewellery

....and she replied "oh someone like Jonathan then..."

When have I EVER displayed any of the above??????


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Jib 21 said:
We have this new woman @ work and she asked one of the lads what this "Chav" thing is people keep going on about...he described one as having

Trackie bottoms tucked into white sports sox

short hair

sweaty cap pointing northwards

walks like he thinx he's a got recording contract with Death Row Records

wears a lot of fake gold jewellery

....and she replied "oh someone like Jonathan then..."

When have I EVER displayed any of the above??????


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all of them all of the time lol :hiding: :hiding: ;) ;)

























































ONLY JOKING MATE SORT HER OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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I cant wait to meet you now Jon!!! :wohow: lol
Not going to embarress me when we do lunch i hope lol ;)
 

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Jib, you want me to send the cheap cider back then??
 

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naw mayte...Al neck it dahn da bus stop wiv me orange faced bitch like aiii!!!
 

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Jib, you'll get used to it fella! :mrgreen:
 

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Loadsamoney! So shut it!!!
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LOL! your one of them now....
 

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where's me fookin Westwood CD?!!
 

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PMSL....so much i think my stitches are about to pop!! :zip: :zip:
Oh stop it hurts!!! :hurt: :hurt:
 

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yo yo jibbles-ma-fizzle!
 

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Loadsamoney! So shut it!!!
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dont forget in this cold weather to wear your hoddy up with your buberry cap inside the hood

also be carful with thoses rings the cold weath makes the gold paint flate off easier! and you know how long it took you to win out of the grabby machine!
 

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I know!! I had to mug four pensioners to get enough 2p pieces to get in that grabby machine!!!
 

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with the waist band up around me pale little teenage nipples?

Yes it is em!!
 

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Dont forget to tuck your trousers into your socks too!

Am I the only one who remembers it being extremely uncool to do that?
 
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