[hoogie]

Lies Your Parents Told You

It's 1984 and I'm 10 years old. Ski Sunday is on the telly, and I ask my dad why onlookers are banging cowbells and shouting every time a contestant skis past.

He says,

"it's so that blind skiers can keep away from the sides".


Beat That!!

 

[NovalutionGSi]

but why do they bang the cowbells??

cant say my rents have lied to me, although the other way round and i could make a 10 page post up! :lol:

 

[Jib 21]

my dad lost his finger in a biking accident, for years he told me it was cos he had wrestled an escaped tiger!

 

[emma]

my grandad has a small knife mounted on his livingroom wall,
as i child i was fascinated by it so one day i asked him where he got it from....

he told me "well, when i was in the navy i fell out of the ship and was attaked by a HUGE shark, and i killed it with that knife"....

i believed him.........

i later found out he wasn't even in the navy....... #-o

 

[Jib 21]

one of amys mates had that one used on her too rach!

 

[emma]

Another one is.........

"if the music is on on the ice cream van, there is no ice creams left"....

EVIL :twisted:

 

[hoogie]

My grandads birthday was on Christmas day. So he used to tell me he was born in the next cot to Jesus.

Imagine my horror when it was his 80th party and I realised jesus was 1982.

Lying Bastard

 

[Mickeyblu]

the police do a good job.....


laughing even now

 

[Ageratum]

When i fell over as a little nipper and grazed my knee my mum use to get some cotton wool which had some antiseptic cream or something on and she use to say 'This wont hurt !!! ' [-X [-X LIAR !!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

 

[tony-160vvc]

Another one is.........

"if the music is on on the ice cream van, there is no ice creams left"....

EVIL :twisted:

Thats what my Dad used to say!!!.....Ba****d!!! :twisted:

 

[Ageratum]

Another one is.........

"if the music is on on the ice cream van, there is no ice creams left"....

EVIL :twisted:

Thats what my Dad used to say!!!.....Ba****d!!! :twisted:

Didnt think ice cream vans were invented all those years ago ??? :-k :wink: :wink:

 

[Jib 21]

ice-cream cart? pulled by oxen?

or did they just bouce a cow up and down and get whipped cream?

 

[jody]

I was told by my parents that my uncle lived with his "mate" for many years, only to realise when I was in my teens that it was actually his boyfriend!

 

[emma]

I was told by my parents that my uncle lived with his "mate" for many years, only to realise when I was in my teens that it was actually his boyfriend!

LMAO!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[jody]

Do I win then?

 

[hoogie]

no chance

only just started

 

[The Hooded Claw]

Being the right BASTARD I am ......when my eldest daughter was little she used to mither me to death...so I used to say to her

"Go upstairs & see if I'm there ...If I am tell me to come down I wanna talk to myself "

9 times outta 10 she did ....comin down the stairs shoutin ....."Daddy you wer'nt there so I could'nt give you your message "

 

[The Hooded Claw]

Followin on from the above .......I have ALWAYS called Marie by the Nick-Name ...."HIGGELDY"......

Took her YEARS to work out why...

Coz of the nursery ryme .."Higgeldy Piggeldy my fat HEN"

Still call it her now .....Off to work in the mornin & shout "See ya Higgeldy" .........

 

[hoogie]

pmsl you evil bastard


thats fucking brilliant

 

[GT]

...back in 1984 I was being told I was about to die