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Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a friendship poem that speaks about real friendship and truth itself.

To My Friend,

When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the fu**ing b**tard who made you sad.

When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, I'll know you finally got a shag.

When you are scared, I will tease you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried, I will tell you to shut up and tell you how much worse it could be.

When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to you, thicko.

When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again - I don't want to catch it.

When you fall, I will point and laugh at you - Clumsy Idiot!

This is my oath, I pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!


P.S. A friend will help you move house. A true friend will help you move a
body !!

:D :D :D :D :D
 
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