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Are you tired of all those mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a friendship poem that speaks about real friendship and truth itself.
To My Friend,
When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the fu**ing b**tard who made you sad.
When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, I'll know you finally got a shag.
When you are scared, I will tease you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, I will tell you to shut up and tell you how much worse it could be.
When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to you, thicko.
When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again - I don't want to catch it.
When you fall, I will point and laugh at you - Clumsy Idiot!
This is my oath, I pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!
P.S. A friend will help you move house. A true friend will help you move a
body !!
To My Friend,
When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the fu**ing b**tard who made you sad.
When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, I'll know you finally got a shag.
When you are scared, I will tease you about it every chance I get.
When you are worried, I will tell you to shut up and tell you how much worse it could be.
When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to you, thicko.
When you are sick, stay away from me until you're well again - I don't want to catch it.
When you fall, I will point and laugh at you - Clumsy Idiot!
This is my oath, I pledge 'till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!
P.S. A friend will help you move house. A true friend will help you move a
body !!
