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Customer: "I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get
through to enquiries, can you help?".
Operator: "Where did you get that number from, sir?".
Customer: "It was on the door to the Travel Centre".
Operator: "Sir, they are our opening hours".

Samsung Electronics
Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that
I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone
Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
Operator: "I think you mean the telephone point on the wall".

RAC Motoring Services
Caller: "Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am
travelling in Australia?"
Operator: Doesn't the product give you a clue?

Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while travelling in
"If I register my car in France, do I have to change the steering wheel
to the other side of the car?"

SRS Xmas Pants On!
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Some people eh? I deal with people like that everyday, but then again they are BMW drivers. :wallb: :wallb: :wallb:

Typhooner :)
6,592 Posts
my clients are fine - its my blinkin staff that are annoying!!!

placing tech calls cos the system is "broken" -- really? what does that mean!?!?!

so i have to trog all the way upstairs and look at something that theres clearly nothing up with, and then hear the team leader going, well it wasnt working yesterday...blah blah....

rant over!!!!! :up:
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