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As there are many footy fans in here...was wondering if you have come across some amusing chants whilst watching a match...?!

I was at euro 2004 and had tickets to France vs Greece match the day after England vs Portugal...after the match when France lost...we were all singing "Your going home with the England" Surprisingly, this started a few fights! Bloody frogs!
 

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He's only a poor little budgie
His shirt is all tattered and torn
he started to sing, so i filled the cnut in
And now he don't sing anymore!!!

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
 

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In ur killie slums
u rake in a bucket for somethin to eat
U find a dead rat n u think its a treat
in ur killie slums

killie - Kilmarnock btw
 

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Gary Neville is a red is a red !!!
Gary Neville is a red is a red !!!
He hates scousers !!

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If yer all hate the scousers clap yer hands !!!
<Everyone claps>
If yer all hate the scousers clap yer hands !!!
<everyone claps>
If yer all hate the scousers, all hate the scousers , all hate the scousers clap yer hands !!
<everyone claps like mad>
 

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My fav at the moment is this one though -

But for 1 week only !!! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)


Davie Moyes, Davie Moyes, Davie Davie Moyes,
He's Got Red Hair
And We Don't Care
Davie Davie Moyes

PMSL !!!! :wohow: :wohow: :wohow: :wohow: :wohow: :wohow:
 

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Oh mist rolling in from the trent and ils all, its allways to be oh city ground, city ground ground city cround




Go get giro go down pub go get plastered go back home, beat my wife cause im a Derby bastard

dambusters march Down through seasons before us, on till victory, we all follow thr forest on till victory !

(paul jones saints keeper
1 paul jones, 1 paul jnes with a packet of sweets and a little smile paul jones is a fcukin peopophile

players wiv ling hair - Gyppo Gyppo,
and - wheres your caravan wheres your caravan

Pearce

Psychos got ur number, psychos knows where u are !
 

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Sigh on sighn on, with a pen in your hand and yull never work again, youll never work again !


to song of youll never work again

Oh and my personal favourite

sheep sheep, sheep shaggers BAARRGGGHHH
 

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die, die, delia deli,, die, singing die, die delia delia die!!!


one of my favs........ sung when peeps take the piss out of us being "farners"........o i'd rather be a farmer than a thief, o i'd rather be a farmer than a thief, o i'd rather be a farmer, rather be a farmer, rather be a farmer than a thief!!
 

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wen jack lester comes on !! Only 1 decent lester one decent lester (Leicster)

When I was just a little boy my daddy bought me a derby toy he said come on, why not be a ram, i said fcuk off dad you fcukn [email protected]~t

And all i could do woz kick its ead in kick its ead in kick its ead in
 

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singing? at the match??? too busy dodging bricks mate!!!
 

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(To the tune of The Adams Family)
Your Father is your Brother, Your Sister is your Mother, You all F**k one another......the Forest family..
 

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although i do like..

he's fat, he's scouse, he'll rob your f***in house, its wayne rooney...
 

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i like this one too (not for children):

My old man said to be a city fan,
and i said bollocks you old cunt.
I'd rather shag a bucket with a big hole in it,
than be a city fan for just one minute......
.... with ratchets and hammers, stanley knieves and spanners, we'll show them city bastards how to fight!...

lol, some good abusive chants out these days!
 

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towersl said:
although i do like..

he's fat, he's scouse, he'll rob your f***in house, its wayne rooney...
lol, used to find this funny! how things have changed. only last season we were chanting 'Rooney for Fat Camp'. Now hes worshipped at OT! :up: He's not fat, hes big boned. :up:
 

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To the tune of "She'll be coming round the mountain" ...

Singing I've got a foreskin and you ain't
Singing I've got a foreskin and you ain't
Singing I've got a foreskin, I've got a foreskin
I've got a foreskin and you ain't

Sung by the Chelsea army at White Hart Lane (Tottenham)

Ade
 

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Chelsea the only people who can come up with a chant like:

Dance Dance wherever you may be, we are the mighty CFC and we dont give a F**K about the ransfer fee, we are the mighty CFC

I'm not a supporter but it was quite funny, pitty the've been told no more money LMAO . . .
 

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sung to the tune of the adams family

the're dirty n they'er smelly
they come from near lochgelly
they haveny got a telly
the cowden family
 
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