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Well, to put it bluntly, i've made a complete TIT out of myself!!! :eek:opsp:

It was my works party on friday night.
Everyone from my office was there, and all the other companys that work with us.

It was going really well, having a really good night.
Then out of the blue, my head went.
I went from sober to wasted in a matter of minutes. :blink2:

The last thing i remember is sitting on some stairs with a couple of mates.
I must have completely blanked out,cos the next thing i knew i was in bed and it was the next morning.

I rolled over in bed and i was in agony!!!
It turns out that i had fallen down a flight of stairs and the two mates had to carry me to bed. :eek:opsp:

I'm feeling sooooooooo embarressed!!
Also i feel like ive been hit by a bus, im so sore!!
I honestly must have flew down the stairs!!! :hurt:

Then on the way home i had to get Al to pull over so i could throw up at the side of the road! :zip:

To make matters worse, i've got to go into work tomorrow and face everyone!! :eek:opsp:

So, has anyone got any wise words to make me feel better?

Sould i just hide in the corner all day and not say anything?
OR
Should i bring it up and try to make a joke of it?
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I rolled over in bed and i was in agony!!!


Lucky old "Agony" i say !!!!!!!!!! :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up: :up:


bluff it out Ems ..say you had one of them "Supa-Meal" off telly ..but you forgot to put on yer Hover-boots !!!!!!

they did'nt go wiv your "Evening" Dress!!!!!!!!
 

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See if anyone says anything, then laugh it off, lets face it you didnt upset anyone but yourself, and we all know you can handle your drink :hiding: :hiding:

Its Christmas and no doubt you will do it again next year ;) ;) :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Good job you didn't spew in the car, or you would be feeling worse :up: :up:
 

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The trouble is when yer go to work yer might discover yer did more things yer didnt realsie !!!

This happened to me at work once !!! went out one night with work colleagues and got hammered !!! Didnt remember getting home or much else really !!! But that night there was a girl who worked with us who was really ugly !!! And i was having everyone on i fancied her and they all believed me !!! Anyway needless to say the girl was told the next day at work !!! :wallb: :wallb: :wallb:

When i went back to work on the monday everyone thought i fancied her big time which i didnt !!! :wallb: :wallb:

I never lived it down for ages !!!

5 pint stunner springs to mind :zip:
 

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WELL,

I got into work this morning and everyone was cool with me!!

they all found it highly ammusing!

apparently i flew down the stairs like a slinky!! :bash: :wallb: :hiding:
 

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i dunno about fine!!

i fell on my face on the stairs, then rolled onto my back and then slid all the way down!!
im covered in briuses!

I also fell over in the loos and my mates had to help me up.
Oh, and i sat in the sink for some unknowen reason!!

My God!! that was the most wasted i have ever been in my life!!

i also had a flash back of one of my bosses saying i have beautiful boobs!!

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Gordy said:
emma said:
The last thing i remember is sitting on some stairs with a couple of mates.
I think Ive seen something like that before! ;)
lol

believe me, i was slightly more sober that time!!! :hurt:
 

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emma said:
i also had a flash back of one of my bosses saying i have beautiful boobs!!

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gutted hun, we've been taking the piss out of a few guys at work for making tits of themselves, sadly one grabbed the butt of the finance girl who we think bats the other way! :wallb:

as for your boss saying that, theres 2 reasons! 1, you flashed them which wouldnt be good or 2, you'll be getting a promotion soon! ;)
 

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Novaload said:
as for your boss saying that, theres 2 reasons! 1, you flashed them which wouldnt be good or 2, you'll be getting a promotion soon! ;)
erm.........i so didnt flash my boobies!!
they stayed firmly in that night!

what he actually said was " everytime i speak to you on the phone Emma, i think to myself "beautiful boobs"
and he did hand movements to go with it! :blink2: :blink2: :blink2:
 
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