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Is There a Santa Clause?

1. No known species of reindeer that can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not completely rule out flying reindeer (which only Santa has ever seen.)

2. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total-378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each.

3. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept),we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second-a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour.

4. The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload-not even counting the weight of the sleigh-to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison-this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.

5. 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance-this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecrafts re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.

In conclusion: If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.
 

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christmas to me is about bringing happiness primarily to children , in a very mixed up world that has very little else to offer them. to see smiles on childrens faces of all ages is what it is all about , i agree christmas has been over commercialised but for me christmas is and will always be for the children and long may it be so :bash:
 

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Richard said:
yellow-peril said:
in a very mixed up world that has very little else to offer them.
Bit strong that in it ??????? :blink2: :blink2:
True tho........we as kids had it a hell of a lot better, little crime, no drugs, and you could get a clip round the ear if you stepped out of line without the pc police stepping in........never did me any harm :hiding:
 

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AndyK160 said:
Richard said:
yellow-peril said:
in a very mixed up world that has very little else to offer them.
Bit strong that in it ??????? :blink2: :blink2:
True tho........we as kids had it a hell of a lot better, little crime, no drugs, and you could get a clip round the ear if you stepped out of line without the pc police stepping in........never did me any harm :hiding:
nor me :hiding: :up:

but things have changed a lot since we were kids , and not all for the better
 

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yellow-peril said:
AndyK160 said:
Richard said:
yellow-peril said:
in a very mixed up world that has very little else to offer them.
Bit strong that in it ??????? :blink2: :blink2:
True tho........we as kids had it a hell of a lot better, little crime, no drugs, and you could get a clip round the ear if you stepped out of line without the pc police stepping in........never did me any harm :hiding:
nor me :hiding: :up:

but things have changed a lot since we were kids , and not all for the better
Maybe guys i dont know !!! I've only got my own experiences to go on !!!

I guess the thing i think about is we all have choices !!! Yer have to choose to take drugs etc..... I've kept away from such things and never been associated with things like that !!!
 

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All we are saying is that when myself and Stewart were kids, the temptations wern't there.........you could go out and leave your door unlocked without some cretin robbing you blind, and there were no offers of drugs to turn down.........true you make your own choices, bit its in your face now, and i feel sorry for the kids of today having it there.
 

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All we are saying is that when myself and Stewart were kids, the temptations wern't there.........you could go out and leave your door unlocked without some cretin robbing you blind, and there were no offers of drugs to turn down.........true you make your own choices, bit its in your face now, and i feel sorry for the kids of today having it there.
i agree with andy , but christmas has to be about the children :up: :up:
 

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All we are saying is that when myself and Stewart were kids, the temptations wern't there.........you could go out and leave your door unlocked without some cretin robbing you blind, and there were no offers of drugs to turn down.........true you make your own choices, bit its in your face now, and i feel sorry for the kids of today having it there.
i agree with andy , but christmas has to be about the children :up: :up:
 

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yellow-peril said:
AndyK160 said:
All we are saying is that when myself and Stewart were kids, the temptations wern't there.........you could go out and leave your door unlocked without some cretin robbing you blind, and there were no offers of drugs to turn down.........true you make your own choices, bit its in your face now, and i feel sorry for the kids of today having it there.
i agree with andy , but christmas has to be about the children :up: :up:
Exactly Stew......Christmas for the children is always special and should remain that way :up:
 

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MParker873 said:
funnily enough and I couldnt belive this at first. THe bloke who I sit next to at work has two kids aged 7 and 11 and the eldest still belives in father Christmas. I stopped beliveing when I was about 4 from what my mum says!
Well he's DEAD !!!!!! RIP - SANTA CLAUS !!!!!
 

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Na your all wrong hes alive, iv seen him with my own eyes, If you dont belive me get down to lakeside Shopping centre, he even gave me an early xmas present, Which i must admint i was pretty disapionted with, but hey i got to meet santa claus! Yipeeeeeee!! :wohow:
 

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BASTARD!

Its not true!! he lives io met him once in Lakeside!
 
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