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Some funny fortune cookies that soo could be!

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.


Man who stand on toilet high on pot.


It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.


Man who jizz in cash register come into money.


Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.


Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.


Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.


Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.


Baseball wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.


Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.


Learn to masturbate - come in handy.


Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.


Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.


Virgin like balloon - one prick, all gone.


Man who run in front of car, get tired.


Man who run behind car, get exhausted.


Passionate kiss like spiders web - soon lead to undoing of fly.


Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.


Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.


War not determine who's right. War determine who's left.


Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.


It take many nails to build cot, but one screw to fill it.


Man who sit on tack, get point.
 

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Novaload said:
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.


Virgin like balloon - one prick, all gone.
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