[YoungY]

Pfffft, only 40% bigger? Still no match for the 4 double cheesebuggers that ugly fat bastards like me can consume in one sitting.

Your right Tubby! Now, 100% bigger, thats what id call a burger!
And as for a ban! Who are the goverment to say what we can eat!? Its everyones god given right to be a fat barsteward and eat chips etc if they want! Just another example of our rights getting slowly taken from us