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CheeseKitten
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why is it people give you the most pointless annoying advice??

Here's one that just happened to me, I was choking on cookie crumbs from my lil bag'o'cookies from the snack machine, here I am laid across the desk going purple and coughing when the advice from across the room is yelled:

try not to die

:wallb: :wallb: :wallb: :wallb:
 

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how bout if u get same advice from same person 3 times a day, 3/7 days week,

first u need to get the power
then u get the money
then u get the women

lol
 
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Its the useless advice parents gfive as well.

"If you fall out of that tree and break your leg, dont come running to me!"
 

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Typhooner :)
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poor luv!!!! sympathies mate! i usually get "do you want some water?" what?!??! you want me to drown and choke as well?!? sadistic buggers!!!
 

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The other one you usually get aswell is, "I bet you will Chew it better next time" or "I bet you will take a smaller bite nex time". B-Stards
 

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Formerly Trophynovabasher
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just remember, you cant make a purse out of a sows ear..... like i have ever tried....
 

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LU HG
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what about when your going out on new years eve and your folks say: "don't drink too much" (and there too much is 3 pints) whats all that about, were pints stronger in there day!!!
 

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CheeseKitten
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yes they were!!!

And coppers were harder, kids were more respectful, you could work 14 hours straight at the coal face without breaking a sweat AND we they didnt have time for all that modfiying nonsense.
 

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LU HG
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and they only earned 6 pence a week which payed all the bills brought all the food and even had some left for a pint down the pub and a game of dominoes.
 

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blaps_los said:
how bout if u get same advice from same person 3 times a day, 3/7 days week,

first u need to get the power
then u get the money
then u get the women

lol
someones seen too much scarface :D
 
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